Frank said some things I don't understand about Christine and the 'vitality' and 'energy' he feels when he's 'in her presents' or something. Sounds like a funny xmas, ha ha! John said something about her having excellent knockers, and Frank had a good laugh, but I didn't know John had seen what her front door looks like. Frank had better be careful, I've heard that John steals his friends' girlfriends. That's one of the reasons why I'm a better captain than John, I'd never steal a girl, I don't even really like them. I used to talk to my best friend ever Xabi about this, he used to agree with me. I always keep this picture of us together, it's such a happy photo.
10pm. I got a "Stevie" trumpet from one of the Africans who work in our training base. I've been blowing it all night, it's so funny! I like to blow it and pretend that Wayne has farted, ha ha!
Friday 18th June.
1pm. Wayne didn't like it when I woke him up with my Stevie last night, he broke it on the wall and called me a 'mouth-breathing tool', which I think must mean a 'sneaky devil'! He complained how badly he slept all night, and how tired he feels. He's just making a fuss, I always sleep very well. Sometimes Jamie lets me borrow his pillow if I'm tired. He's my best friend here.
1.30pm. I hope Wayne feels better for the match this afternoon.